QUEEN VICTORIA
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QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7830 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
CINTON & MORI
A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US Prime Minister Mori of Japan was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr Clinton should say 'I am fine,and you ?
Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is ....
When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?". Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..."
Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha..."
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A Chinese
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who
bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,
not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the same."
